Location Earth Dog Tags

In things that should not exist on June 10, 2009 at 11:56 am

Location Earth Dog Tag

Worried about being abducted by aliens and not being able to tell them how to get you back home? Well we have found the perfect product for you to affix to your tin foil hat. As the manufacturer explains:

In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.

Yours for only $12.99 plus shipping! And if you fear an abduction is imminent, don’t panic–they have expedited shipping.


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