Archive for June, 2009|Monthly archive page

Aquarium Toilet

In things that should not exist on June 24, 2009 at 9:33 pm

Aquarium Toilet

At least when they die you won’t have to carry them very far.

Full details here.

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GetYourBasketballOn.com

In things that should not exist on June 12, 2009 at 12:02 am

GetYourBasketballOn.com

I’ll let author Leroy Smith explain:

In tenth grade, I beat out MJ for the last spot on our varsity basketball team, igniting a fire that inspired him to greatness. Since then I have motivized countless people with my inspirational DVD series and workshops. Now, with the launch of my revolutionary website, I’m finally able to motivate the world, including Canada.

Be sure to check out Leroy’s DVDs!

Back to the Future “McFly” Nike Sneakers

In things that should not exist on June 11, 2009 at 7:50 pm

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With a name matched only in hideousness by the design, these “McFly” sneakers are everything you’d expect to find in an early 80s thrift store. But it turns out these were actually created last year, and if you look hard enough you can find your very own pair for a mere $2,000. No, that’s not a decimal.

tip: Natasha

Librarian Action Figure

In things that should not exist on June 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm

Librarian Action Figure Shhhh

Step aside Batman and Robin. We need to make room for the librarian who will “shhh” us while we are playing (literally, that’s what this “toy” does). Every kid’s dream for only $6.80! And if your kid is really good, buy him the deluxe edition for only $8 more–it comes with fake books.

Location Earth Dog Tags

In things that should not exist on June 10, 2009 at 11:56 am

Location Earth Dog Tag

Worried about being abducted by aliens and not being able to tell them how to get you back home? Well we have found the perfect product for you to affix to your tin foil hat. As the manufacturer explains:

In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.

Yours for only $12.99 plus shipping! And if you fear an abduction is imminent, don’t panic–they have expedited shipping.

Fire Box Trap

In things that should not exist on June 10, 2009 at 11:16 am

Fire Box Trap

tip: Modern Mechanix

The “Extreme” Daiquiri Whacker

In things that should not exist on June 10, 2009 at 10:31 am

Gas Powered Blender

A gas-powered blender. Yours for only $329!

More info here.