If you think the emo kids on Twitter are annoying, wait till you see the emo plants.

For $99, the Botanicalls DIY Twitter Kit lets your houseplant tweet when it needs watering.

At least when they die you won’t have to carry them very far.

Full details here.

I’ll let author Leroy Smith explain:

In tenth grade, I beat out MJ for the last spot on our varsity basketball team, igniting a fire that inspired him to greatness. Since then I have motivized countless people with my inspirational DVD series and workshops. Now, with the launch of my revolutionary website, I’m finally able to motivate the world, including Canada.

Be sure to check out Leroy’s DVDs!

With a name matched only in hideousness by the design, these “McFly” sneakers are everything you’d expect to find in an early 80s thrift store. But it turns out these were actually created last year, and if you look hard enough you can find your very own pair for a mere $2,000. No, that’s not a decimal.

tip: Natasha

Step aside Batman and Robin. We need to make room for the librarian who will “shhh” us while we are playing (literally, that’s what this “toy” does). Every kid’s dream for only $6.80! And if your kid is really good, buy him the deluxe edition for only $8 more–it comes with fake books.

Worried about being abducted by aliens and not being able to tell them how to get you back home? Well we have found the perfect product for you to affix to your tin foil hat. As the manufacturer explains:

In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.

Yours for only $12.99 plus shipping! And if you fear an abduction is imminent, don’t panic–they have expedited shipping.

tip: Modern Mechanix

A gas-powered blender. Yours for only $329!

More info here.