Step aside Batman and Robin. We need to make room for the librarian who will “shhh” us while we are playing (literally, that’s what this “toy” does). Every kid’s dream for only $6.80! And if your kid is really good, buy him the deluxe edition for only $8 more–it comes with fake books.
Worried about being abducted by aliens and not being able to tell them how to get you back home? Well we have found the perfect product for you to affix to your tin foil hat. As the manufacturer explains:
In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.
Yours for only $12.99 plus shipping! And if you fear an abduction is imminent, don’t panic–they have expedited shipping.
